Heres a list of creavtive ways to be late for work
Sell your car
Dilly-Dally
play dumb dumb computer games till the last second
wait till the very last possible moment to get dressed
call everyone you know and get a ride
buy a very unreliable scooter
get a Donkey
Jerk off at the very last moment
get way too involved in a lengthy porn movie
stare out the window thinking how you shoulda listened to yer dad
watch TV with one shoe on
keep telling yourself 'just one more just one more!'
step in dog or animal poo
forget it
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