Trucks and dinner

When I was a kid I couldnt say the word truck as an adult I can hardly even spell most werds even with spell check,cause really I do not care.my brother tom said I would say fuck for truck when I was 3.I dont know if this is true and I have yet to confirm it with mom.
so for any truck lovers and lovers of big mud puddles and mundane series of pictures here ya go.





Those pictures were taken at the end of my road in Big Sandy Mush Leicester NC 28748
meet me there sometime and we can do what the locals do..drink alot of beer,litter and watch the cars go by.

Yep I nailed it

I totally got the right name for this blog.
this is the stoopitest thing eva.
I havent come up with anything witty to say yet but i'm a werkin on it..I did tell my girlfriend tonight if 'you put a quarter behind her ears her teeth would fold back'.
I'm not sure what that means but i think it pertains to BJ's.
or gumball machine/BJ's or still I am not sure.

How to be late for work

Heres a list of creavtive ways to be late for work

Sell your car
Dilly-Dally
play dumb dumb computer games till the last second
wait till the very last possible moment to get dressed
call everyone you know and get a ride
buy a very unreliable scooter
get a Donkey
Jerk off at the very last moment
get way too involved in a lengthy porn movie
stare out the window thinking how you shoulda listened to yer dad
watch TV with one shoe on
keep telling yourself 'just one more just one more!'
step in dog or animal poo

forget it

So Stupid Crap

This is bullshit,I cant get the freakin thing to upload any pictures.
I want to show those who will look/read what stoopid crap I have to say or to show you.
stoopid crap